Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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