just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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