so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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