Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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