Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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