Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
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im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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