I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
This is the high leading the old right now
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i think i just lost a toe
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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