it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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