Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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