So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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