I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
