Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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