He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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