He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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