Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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