Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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