whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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