two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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