How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.