I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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