why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.