Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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