we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Randomize
