at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
dude i'm inner monologue high
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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