it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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