it's not cheating when I paid for it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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