So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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