A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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