Sponge bath it is.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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