So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So squirting runs in the family.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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