Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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