i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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