Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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