google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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