Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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