Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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