Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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