if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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