She said her name was "party"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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