Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He felt like a one man threesome
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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