How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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