Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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