I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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