Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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