Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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