What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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