Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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