Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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