There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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