he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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