I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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