So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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