After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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