Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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