come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
