I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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