bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.