I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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