I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
